Juuuust in case anyone keeping tabs on this sleepy little community isn't already aware of it*, VARF starts next weekend! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell your friends' friends! Tell your friends' enemies! Tell your enemies' friends! Tell your enemies' enemies! Oh wait, your enemies' enemies are probably your friends and you've already told them so don't tell them again or you'll just annoy them and then they'll be your enemies and you'll have to start all over again because you've forgotten what you've told to whom and it'll all be just one big mess.
Oh whatever. Just GO already! And tell everyone that they should go too. DO IT!
The voices in my head command you.
* The rest of us are already packed and impatiently flipping the pages on the calendar to see if it makes next weekend come any faster!